update for ya filthy plebs
since i haven’t posted in forever
it’s my birthday
and my brother got me a present
i’m going to play destin now
My tongue isn’t showing but it’s violating this grilled cheese inside of my mouth.
GO OVER TIME AND SPAAAAAAAACE
because i love you all
Ice cream truck rolled through my apartment complex
I had to run to hail that motherfucker down
Best ice cream sandwich ever.
Thank god for Easter candy clearance sales
To commemorate a new follower who is a neighbor to where I work, I licked this thing our other neighbor restaurant gave me while I waited for my tacos.
I have a new toy
Had mongolian barbeque today.
I was told to lick the bowl clean.
So i did.
by the way
i live with my boyfriend now
I got a thing today
alchemywithcats asked: lick your own crotch blushblush
my friend and i have nexus 7s
which we can lick
the package has arrived
and i put my tongue all over that package.