update for ya filthy plebs
since i haven’t posted in forever
it’s my birthday
and my brother got me a present
i’m going to play destin now

update for ya filthy plebs

since i haven’t posted in forever

it’s my birthday

and my brother got me a present

i’m going to play destin now

My tongue isn’t showing but it’s violating this grilled cheese inside of my mouth.

My tongue isn’t showing but it’s violating this grilled cheese inside of my mouth.

GO OVER TIME AND SPAAAAAAAACE

GO OVER TIME AND SPAAAAAAAACE

update for ya filthy plebs

because i love you all

update for ya filthy plebs

because i love you all

Pssssst
Toblerones.
Aw yiss.

Pssssst

Toblerones.

Aw yiss.

Ice cream truck rolled through my apartment complex

I had to run to hail that motherfucker down

Best ice cream sandwich ever.

Ice cream truck rolled through my apartment complex

I had to run to hail that motherfucker down

Best ice cream sandwich ever.

Thank god for Easter candy clearance sales

Thank god for Easter candy clearance sales

To commemorate a new follower who is a neighbor to where I work, I licked this thing our other neighbor restaurant gave me while I waited for my tacos. 

Mmmmm, tacos.

To commemorate a new follower who is a neighbor to where I work, I licked this thing our other neighbor restaurant gave me while I waited for my tacos.

Mmmmm, tacos.

I have a new toy

The OUYA. 

Yessssss.

I have a new toy

The OUYA.

Yessssss.

Had mongolian barbeque today. 

I was told to lick the bowl clean. 

So i did.

Had mongolian barbeque today.

I was told to lick the bowl clean.

So i did.

by the way
i live with my boyfriend now

by the way

i live with my boyfriend now

I got a thing today

I got a thing today

asker

alchemywithcats asked: lick your own crotch blushblush

if only

my friend and i have nexus 7s

which we can lick

mmmm yiss

the package has arrived
and i put my tongue all over that package.

the package has arrived

and i put my tongue all over that package.